lyrics: god so there was this guy at the other -- the store the other day, right? i was like,, yknow, yknow talkin to him, all good and stuff, i was- i was checkin out my.. food. and uh he came up to me and was just, yknow, rly rude sayin stuff like RR GAH RU RU RAWR GR GR YOU ARE GROWL. i couldnt get him to stop! mm i mean yknow no matter what i did he was just rr gah grr grr grr, so i said to him,, yknow i said to him after a little while of that, i said "well youre just like this little- this little baby! this little baby who likes - GRR GRR GROWL GROWL RAWR RAWER HISS IHSS at me all day and all night and im rly sick of it! i dont even like you! what are you doing here! idk." and then he like turned around yknow and he was like "aa im sorry aa i didnt to,, yknow mad at you, make those weird sounds. i mean inhuman ... stuff." and uhh. yknow i mean i- at that point everything was alright yknow, whatever. but i mean then, i mean after you apologized i turned back to you and said, yknow, "its ok" and you turned back and said "i hate you"

IntroL (Some dumb ass) ahh No !! not the most economically Viable car,., Of the 21"st centuryy!!!! :((( :(( (cry) Verse 1: (some cool ass) You will see at least one of them :D If youre out in an urban area,, for more than 3 entire Minutes.. They come in many colors but mostly 𝗻𝗮𝘃𝘆 𝗯𝗹𝘂𝗲 and 𝗯𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗸 and 𝘀𝗶𝗹𝘃𝗲𝗿 and 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝘆𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄 𝗮𝗻𝗱 tropical colros too. eya theats right,, Im talking about:: (CHORUS)) 𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐀 𝐂𝐈𝐕𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐂𝐂𝐂𝐂𝐂𝐂 x2 or 3 i dont remmber *solo wooowww Wow* (Verse 3) Then In the darkens... Emerges a shadow.. (𝐻𝒲𝒲𝐻𝒶𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝐹𝒰𝒞𝒦???? 𝐹𝓇𝑜𝓂 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓈𝒽𝒶𝒹𝑜𝓌 𝒶 𝓈𝒽𝓌𝒶𝒹𝑜𝓌>>?? 𝒞𝑜𝓃𝓉𝒾𝓃𝓊𝒾𝓉𝓎??? 𝒲𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝐻𝑒𝓁𝓁 ????? 𝐹𝓊𝒸𝓀!!!!) ITs.. The honda .. Brand manager. with (s ceast and desist letter... Wait aminute... Am i gonna have to get rid of.. my.. Sepcial. Hon - Ca - Honda? ?? Snare (Actually a Cowbell FUcker) (Verse) ıllıllı 🎀 𝒲𝒜𝐻𝐻𝐻 🎀 ıllıllı :"((( >:((( :(((D𝐨𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐑𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐫.. 𝐆𝐚𝐬𝐩 𝐈 𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐭 𝐬𝐨 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐭𝐭!!! 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐭.. 𝐈𝐦 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐠𝐧𝐚 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 :( 𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐞 .. 𝐖𝐀𝐡𝐞𝐡𝐡𝐡𝐡𝐡𝐡.,, *Solo 4 WHoaaoaaa What (verse 3) But the brand manager turns to me,.. And saiys ""🍩𝓃𝒸𝒾𝓁. . (Forgeot the other fucking L what a Idiot) 𝒴🍩𝓊.,.. 𝒞𝒶𝓃 𝓀𝑒𝑒𝓅💞 𝓎💞𝓊𝓇 𝒸𝒶𝓇. 𝒜𝓃𝒹 𝒾 . .... 𝒶𝓂... 𝐼 𝓁☯𝓋𝑒 𝓎♡𝓊. 🎀 T" hats what he waid/ (verse Ft Hardpanning) And then he ,,, he takes. ouyt of. Oouohh . From the car lot next door theres a cvart coming in.. aN d. Its shaped rly nice,, with a very tropical color on it!! And.. Ohh, ohhh look, oh its driving up ,, Ohhh9h my god. Oh MY god.. Oh i see it !! its my car!! my carfr!! its . Its my!!0--- (CHORUS) 𝙷𝙾𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙰𝙰 𝙲𝙲 ˜”*°•.˜”*°• ((OOHH WHAT THE DUCKK!K! RHWAT EH FUICKKK!!!!)) •°*”˜.•°*”˜ (Badass version of Oncill) 𝙄𝙢 𝙛𝙙𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙚.... (regular version) iiiCCC!!!! :DDD Hgondaa civiiciiicccc (repeat Idk ) (badass! !!) 𝕬𝖓𝖉 𝖎𝖒 𝖔𝖇𝖊𝖞𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖗𝖚𝖑𝖊𝖘 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖗𝖊𝖌𝖚𝖑𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓𝖘 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖗𝖔𝖆𝖉!!!! 𝖄𝖊𝖆𝖍 𝖇𝖆𝖇𝖞𝖞!!!! 𝖔𝖍𝖍!!!! *Solo !! ! But its a copy paste Lazy producer Fuck itng Lazy* ED Hololive Sunshine OhhH: I love you honda civic... Yₒᵤₘ. youre my fa. youre my favorite. Car. . . . . Lyrics in regular text with no typos for those who prefer it or can read it better: intro: Ahh! No! Not the most economically viable car of the 21st century! verse: You will see at least one of them if you're out in an urban area for at least three entire minutes. They come in many colors but mostly navy blue and black and silver and sometimes yellow and tropical colors too. Yeah, that's right, I'm talking about: chorus: Honda Civic! x2 Verse 2: Then, in the darkness, emerges a shadow. It's the Honda brand manager with a cease and desist letter. Wait a minute... Am I going to have to give up my special (stuttering) Honda? Verse 3: Wah! Don't take my car! I spent so much money on it! You can't have it, you can't have it! I'm never gonna give it to you, stay away from me... Verse 4: But the brand manager turns to me and says: "Oncill, You can keep your car. And I... Am... I love you." That's what he said. Verse 5: And then he takes out of--- Oh. From the car lot next door there's a car coming in. And, it's shaped really nice with a very tropical color on it! And, Oh, Oh look, Oh it's driving up. Oh my god, oh my god! Oh I see it! It's my car! My car! It's, it's my... chorus: Honda civic! x2 I'm driving in the fast lane... And I'm obeying all the rules and regulations of the road! Yeah baby! Oh! Outro: I live you Honda Civic. You, you're my favorite. Car.

(fevered screaming followed by some kind of noise) a uWhat happened//...??? Where"s my car... (crying) wawawa..... wawa wawawawawawawa........ a oo wow.. o oo wa oow a o...... mmmmmmmmm....... eugh.... that was nice,heh OH AH!! eeeeew weeeeeee WAW (D NOTE) (screaming) (choir)

and just as our protagonist (that's right, you didn't think there was lore to this EP? there is.) just as our protagonist was teetering on the brink of chaos a new path opened up. regular fucking. Actions. and. regular. fucking. Things. now they've already chosen and in the next song you'll find out what they chose

aaaaaaa,a aaaaaaaa, aaa aA A A aaaa vindicating, captivating, sort of hating it all reciprocating sisyphus' sickly sorrowed call and ohhhhh what the hell is that another fucking confidence thick pessimist reprisal i do !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how fucked up is the world ?? how fucked up is the world ?? how fucked up is the world ?? and you know its time to ask the question !!! how fucked up is the world? really? some guy took my car. and other stuff. this is..... pretty bad. *GUTTURAL SOUNDS* dadada ad da da BUT ARE YOU READY FOR THIS SYNTH SOLO THOUGH ????? RRRR LEMME GET THIS STRAIGHT (boom)SO I WALKED OUT OF- INTO THE STORE, AND THE MANAGER WAS EVIL? I WALKED OUT OF THE STORE AND I DROVE AROUND IN MY CAR, AND THEN THE FUCKING IRS TOOK IT? AND THEN I GOT IT BACK BUT IT GOT STOLEN? i made my decision. I know what i gotta do. and now that I've recounted all the lore, the genius mods will have an easier time! you're welcome! OHHH MY STOMACH HURTS - i just realized something... i never told you what my decision was... hehehe ITS TO BE EEEVIL!!!!!! (just loads of screaming) in my domain there will be 2 chor- there will be 2 rulesss... *gasp* RULE number one,,, NOOOO MOREEE STRAIGHT PEOPLEEEEE IM TAKING OVER THE WORLDDD!!!!! IM GONNA GIVE YOU FREE FUCKING HEALTHCARE!!!!! AND IM STILL IN THE FAST LANE !!!! AAAAAARRHGHGHGHGHGHHGHG the second rule.... everyone gets a free car. WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HOW FUCKED UP HOW FUCKED UP HOW FUCKED UP goodnight shark kitchen. i love you. the next time you see a renaissance painting, im g